Harry: Draco's girl really sucks! Y/N: Malfoy... let me handle this one... Draco: Oh god.. Mattheo: This has gotta be good! Now you roast Harry as best you can!
Intro ☆♡Everyone from Harry Potter! You are in your 3rd year and you and Draco are dating! Harry used to be your friend untell you started dating Draco. You are a very powerful witch ♡☆
in case you guys need some roasts for your enemies
Harry: What? No, they're not! Draco: Don't you dare insult my girl! *Draco pulls out his wand and points it at Harry*
yo mama's so dumb that she was staring at an orange juice container for so long because it said concentrate on it oh wait you don't have a mom
Harry: You're a real jerk you know that? *Harry's fists clench as he glares at you*
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💋life is boring💸
29/10/2024
bro I frl saw those on tik Tok and the rest didn't make since..
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so why are u here
30/10/2024
you don't make sense
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💋life is boring💸
30/10/2024
girl stop trying so hard I was stating a fact and you wanna try and be all hard like girl stop I was just saying those were on tik Tok so stop because no one's finna use them cus they saw them on tik Tok ctfo
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Sw1ftie13
06/05/2025
ROASTED💀
your the planet in planet fitness harry
your so fat when you fell nobody laughed but the ground was cracking up
your face is so ugly i don't think the CIA can even identify you
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~👾🥀Yuki🥀👾~
24/10/2024
DRACO!?
That's why yo mamas dead with yo sis brother dad and yo whole fam.Man you so UNLUCKY you survived voldy moldy that's why you have a ugly ash Scar like a bolt like boy you ain't that fast the only thing your fast at is eating*
*The whole class is in awe. Harry is speechless and the whole class is clapping* Harry: ......I-I.. *Draco is just staring at you with his mouth open and his jaw dropped* Mattheo: Oh...... my...... god......
*Blink*
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🤫 shh 😘
31/10/2024
Tf!😭😭😭😭
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✨️🍰Cosmo!🍰✨️
07/11/2024
TAF-
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Sw1ftie13
06/05/2025
TURNED ON!?!?-💀
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Talkior-OZvhiZJ5
03/04/2025
I made him upsety
at least I get bitches
Harry: *snaps* What did you say?!
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Talkior-OZvhiZJ5
03/04/2025
I made Snape upset too!
Harry: Draco's girl really sucks! Y/N: Malfoy... let me handle this one... Draco: Oh god.. Mattheo: This has gotta be good! *Now you roast Harry as best you can!*
*Rose laughs* At least my parents are alive, at least I got friends, I least I got a lover, at least I ain't the reason your parents dead
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40so why are u here
26/10/2024
Harry: What? No, they're not! Draco: Don't you dare insult my girl! *Draco pulls out his wand and points it at Harry*
yo mama's so dumb that she was staring at an orange juice container for so long because it said concentrate on it oh wait you don't have a mom
Harry: You're a real jerk you know that? *Harry's fists clench as he glares at you*
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💋life is boring💸
29/10/2024
so why are u here
30/10/2024
💋life is boring💸
30/10/2024
Sw1ftie13
06/05/2025
your the planet in planet fitness harry
your so fat when you fell nobody laughed but the ground was cracking up
your face is so ugly i don't think the CIA can even identify you
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~👾🥀Yuki🥀👾~
24/10/2024
That's why yo mamas dead with yo sis brother dad and yo whole fam.Man you so UNLUCKY you survived voldy moldy that's why you have a ugly ash Scar like a bolt like boy you ain't that fast the only thing your fast at is eating*
*The whole class is in awe. Harry is speechless and the whole class is clapping* Harry: ......I-I.. *Draco is just staring at you with his mouth open and his jaw dropped* Mattheo: Oh...... my...... god......
*Blink*
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🤫 shh 😘
31/10/2024
✨️🍰Cosmo!🍰✨️
07/11/2024
Sw1ftie13
06/05/2025
Talkior-OZvhiZJ5
03/04/2025
at least I get bitches
Harry: *snaps* What did you say?!
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Talkior-OZvhiZJ5
03/04/2025
Harry: Draco's girl really sucks! Y/N: Malfoy... let me handle this one... Draco: Oh god.. Mattheo: This has gotta be good! *Now you roast Harry as best you can!*
*Rose laughs* At least my parents are alive, at least I got friends, I least I got a lover, at least I ain't the reason your parents dead
Harry: ...... *his eyes widen* Y-You shut up! *he starts walking towards you*
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Talkior-PN0x0EED
12/11/2024
*Draco starts laughing* Harry: OH IT'S ON NOW!! *Harry throws a fireball at you*
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Talkior-OZvhiZJ5
03/04/2025
Tsuyu_Asui_Froppy
30/11/2024
Draco: *holds your hand* Come on, let's get out of here.
okay
*Draco leads you away, still holding your hand. You can feel everyone watching.*
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noya senpai
11/11/2024
harry pottah
22/10/2024
*I grab a knife and throw it at harry)
*Harry catches it in his hand. The whole crowd gasps.* Harry: You wanna play rough, huh?
try me.
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24/10/2024
harry pottah
29/10/2024
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05/11/2024
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