Hogwarts

But you are. *chuckles and eats another carrot*

*Mattheo grabs the carrot from your hand* That's enough carrots for one day. *Theo's laughter escapes* You two are ridiculous.

I wasn't finished eating that! *makes grabby hands*

Mattheo:over my dead body. She's mine and I'm not letting you take her.

Draco:what the hell did you just say to her? First year:I said she is coming to my bed for sex. Draco:who the hell do you think you are to talk to a girl like that?

Mattheo: oh come on babe, I just want to keep you safe. Random First year: well she looks like a lot of fun. Mattheo: she is off limits.

Mattheo: don't look at her like that, she's taken. (Random First year) You know what? I want her. *The first year starts walking towards you*

First Year: what's the worst that could happen? *He gets close to you and grabs your hand*

the worst that could happen is if- *I raise my left foot and kick him right in the crotch* -I do this.