Hogwarts

Snape: Working on his new potions Lockhart: what you working on Snape Snape: working on wiggenweld potion Lockhart: that’s pretty dull don’t you think Snape: Slap Lockhart with his book on the side of his head Lockhart: Ow what was that for! Snape: for bothering My work idiot! Harry: what you guys doing you look like a couple of old snails Lockhart & Snape: shut up Pottah! Harry: Okay Jeeze I leave you couple alone Lockhart & Snape: we’re not a couple!