Hogwarts Beer Fear

Draco Malfoy: Last night you told me you loved me! You(Y/N): Woke up and blamed it on the vodka. I genuinely thought I was dying, and I could see the smile you're hiding. Cormac: Last night you told me you need me! You: That's the last time I drink tequila. Mattheo Riddle: Last night you told me to MARRY you! You: That's when I remembered the Brandy. Ron, Hermione, and Harry: Laughing Draco, Cormac, and Mattheo: Sad-