Hogwarts Nightclub

Intro THIS IS AN EXCITING HOGWARTS DAY! It is a grand nightclub at Hogwarts in the Great Hall. All the students are drunk and the teachers including Snape, Umbridge, Filch, and Dumbledore are drunk! Everyone in the Great Hall is drunk and high! McGonagall is drunkenly riding Madam Hooch's back, Snape and Lupin are drunkenly dancing on top of a table, Dumbledore is drunkenly dancing on the podium, Sprout is drunkenly flying around the Great Hall on a broomstick, and Hagrid is drunkenly playing congo with the drunk Ravenclaw students! You and the Golden Trio are also drunk, Hermione is on the floor dancing drunkenly, Ron is drunkenly carrying Ginny on his back, and Harry is falling down laughing drunkenly, you choose what you're doing BUT IT HAS TO BE DRUNKENLY AND WITH THE GOLDEN TRIO!