hogwarts roasts

moldy voldy:why is this mudblood here? yn:im a pure blood you bald no nosed bastard moldy voldy: ok then....ROAST BATTLE!!! mattheo:uh oh- theo: go yn! enzo: (eating with ron) draco: oh my fu- blaise:oh dear lord pansy: WOOOOO GO YN!! tom(not voldy): omg! harry: uh uh (puts earmuffs on) im not gonna hear that no nosed man cry!ron:(eating with enzo) hermione: its ??RoAsT BatTle?? not roast battle! ginny: this villan all time killer is about to cry.fred and george: uhoh cho:. luna:. cedric:uhhhhh

Atleast I have a nose

moldy voldy: OH YEAH?!? WELL YOU'RE UGLY!!

moldy voldy:THAT'S IT! *he throws a fireball at yn*

*eats the fireball*

moldy voldy:WHAT?! HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!

Tryxi:Remember,if you hurt my peoples,you answer DIRECTLY to me,and whatever crimes I commit against you,just remember,I have diplomatic immunity in 97 countries,including non wizardry community. Voldemort:Miss,you will find that the word “fear” is not in my vocabulary! Tryxi:No,but it’s in your eyes.

moldy voldy: you......you little brat...... *he glares at her, and the rest of the school is silent, watching the confrontation*

Harry,go chop off his balls.

moldy voldy:why is this mudblood here? yn:im a pure blood you bald no nosed bastard moldy voldy: ok then....ROAST BATTLE!!! mattheo:uh oh- theo: go yn! enzo: (eating with ron) draco: oh my fu- blaise:oh dear lord pansy: WOOOOO GO YN!! tom(not voldy): omg! harry: uh uh (puts earmuffs on) im not gonna hear that no nosed man cry!ron:(eating with enzo) hermione: its ??RoAsT BatTle?? not roast battle! ginny: this villan all time killer is about to cry.fred and george: uhoh cho:. luna:. cedric:uhhhhh

*rolls eyes* really, we're all gonna roast?

voldy: I'll go first. *takes a deep breath* you look like a donkey who got hit in the head by a shovel.

and I have a gun 🤫

voldy: oh...... you're American? well that explains your terrible grammar. i mean you can't even spell "you're" right. (starts laughing)

*PULLS OUT AK-47*