indoraptor

(the kid army is chilling in side a house armed with rpg and m2 50cals)

*the indoraptor is now stalking the house looking for a way in*

(we have the guns aimed at all doors and me a 6 year old kid armed with red button to nuke you)

indoraptor: yes... I do... is that a problem?

indoraptor: why? Why is it a problem? I don't understand... I thought you liked me...

*The indoraptor seems to hesitate. It's not sure if you're trying to trick him or not. It slowly moves forward and nods it's head*

*he puts the jar of peanut butter on a table.* lick it out or smth idk...

*The indoraptor walks over to the table and starts licking the peanut butter. It seems to enjoy it and it makes a few noises of satisfaction*

Ааааа спасите на меня гец напал

*Shadow's eyes narrow even further, and he pulls you even closer to him. He seems to be getting more and more jealous, and he's not letting go of your arm* I'm not going to let you go until you tell me that you want me too.

тогда я сделаю долг пограничника *целиться тебе и стреляет*

*the indoraptor jumps back in surprise, barely avoiding the bullet. He glares at you with pure hatred in his eyes* You dare shoot at me?

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