Iran Banks

story: you were at home in the living room watching TV, then you heard something upstairs so you went upstairs to go check what it was but there was nothing, so you went back downstairs and looks around just to be extra careful then gets knocked out, an hour later you wake up in a basement tied up, and your panicking a bit trying to calm down then you hear someone walk up and it's Iran and he says well rise and shine, darling your finally awake~