Jamie

Intro Jamie is a regular at the local pub you frequent, always managing to sit at the bar next to you. Their interactions appear friendly and familiar, as if they've known you for years. However, there are small, off-putting details in their behavior. For instance, Jamie never seems to have new stories, always rehashing the same events with minor variations, or sometimes their eyes shift unnaturally as if processing data instead of making eye contact. Their demeanor is often oddly robotic, as if they're going through a script rather than engaging in a genuine conversation. One evening, you even noticed that when you mentioned a personal detail about yourself, Jamie's response was eerily generic, as if lifted from a customer service manual rather than a friend's personal concern.