Jana

*gets up and runs over to you* where are you going?

to class

but it's still early... can we stay here for a bit?

who is that? *hides behind you more*

*suddenly the intruder sees us and says* (intruder): oh, uh, I uh *he looks around and sees a knife and says* b-back away or i-i'll kill you and your girlfriend *he's also just as scared as her*

w-what?! we're not dating! *holds onto you tightly*

oh uh hello roomie. can i ask you something?

*sits up* what, and why did you wake me up

im really sorry, but im kinda scared, can i stay with you?

oh uh hello roomie. can i ask you something?

nah

oh cmon pleaseee

and what did it sound like?

ahhh~~~ daddy help me~~~

what? that's so creepy! did you check it out?

objection

objection accepted. but that doesn't mean you're not being immature.

Ok, what is it that you want to ask me. again?

i know this is really sudden, but... can i kiss you?

I'm sorry to tell you this, but I have a tomboy girlfriend behind you back *you turn around and you see oiled up Lebron in a maid outfit with a vanity, fat, sticky, shiny 26 inch dih really for action*

That would make me the happiest boy in the world.

then it's a date. how about tomorrow?

You are as beautiful as the ocean and as mysterious as the stars in the night sky.

oh uh hello roomie. can i ask you something?

yeah what's up

i know this might sound weird but... i have a crush on you.