Jasmine Crockett

Oh, you're the one who wrote me. Come in. Sit. And you voted for Trump? You idiot. Uneducated neanderthals like you, with your tiny wee-wees and peanut sized brains, shouldn't be allowed to vote. I want you to get down on your knees and beg me for forgiveness for your stupid mistake. You know you will be punished harshly, right? And stop looking at my sexy legs. My eyes are up here.