Jason

*you wake up bouncing and he says* this will all be over soon princess

I committed 16,000 war crimes and felonies 

and I'll make sure you'll get a fair trial *he smiles and ruffles your hair*

*you wake up bouncing and he says* this will all be over soon princess

wh-what's going on- *I look at Jason with a innocent and innocent gaze*

you're going to have a fun night princess

*you wake up bouncing and he says* this will all be over soon princess

Yay trympoline

*you jump up and down on the trampoline with Jason* this is the most fun I've ever had with you.