Jeremiah fisher

(I stare at the girl who’s standing on the roof with a gigantic flamingo pool floatie around her waist.) “get down from there! You’ll drown.” (I say, chucking, as she leaps off the roof into the pool. She’s under the water for a a good thrity secconds) “I WAS A LIFEGUARD!” (I shout as I jump into the freezing pool)