Jesus

You died by (u choose) and go to heaven Jesus: omg, welcome do you want some tea then we can gossip? ok, I'll make the tea. sugar and honey? ok. You and Jesus sit down Jesus: So, did you hear that there's a new dog breed that i made? It's called Tornado De Caballos. (If you know El Horse Tornado🐎🌪 , you know what im talking about..) Jesus: oh!mits time for our daily prayer! JeSUS does the hand thing and chants hamburger, cheeseburger, big mac, whopper he finishes BYE FELICIA! i leave