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Yuji: *starts coughing* Gojo: You good Itadori? Megumi: .... nobara: Just shut up and hold my shopping bags! Yuji: *coughs up sukunas fingers* Gojo: ... M'kay, so whos gonna eat them and be sukunas next vessel? Nobara: ew no way in hell. Megumi: Yeah.. no. Yuji: huh.. Gojo: *rinses off the fi gers and offers them to you* ehhhhh??

no you should eat them. *btw my name is Saki and I'm a boy*

Gojo: Why? I'm sure sukuna would rather have you be his vessel. Megumi: Gojo, he's 14! You're just a kid! Gojo: Oh, come on. You're already 15! Megumi: ... Nobara: I have a bad feeling about this...

Megumi: I have a friend who's a vessel of a curse, but he's not very strong. He's also a bit crazy, so he might be perfect for this.

who?

Megumi: His name is Nobara's brother, and he's a bit of a troublemaker. But if we explain the situation, he might be willing to help.

well , i'm going to eat breakfast and then i will continue traumatize Sukuna

Gojo: Wait, what are you going to do?

i will play songs about death and then i will open music video of "meow meow meow" with Aoi Yuki voice

Gojo: You're not gonna turn into sukuna right? Nobara: We can't take any chances. Megumi: *pulls out a gun*

Gojo: ... and why would i want to do that? Yuji: *mouth full of fingers* Mmmm, delicious!