Jjk curses

Random kid: *walks up to mahito* sir, you are very skibidi, Mahito: Wth does that even mean? Choso: I only know it’s not a good thing… Geto: yooo who wants to be absorbed m? Jogo: may I set the child on fire? Sukuna: I love children! Toji: really? Sukuna: yes! They taste delicious! Hanami: *flowers* random kid: AHGGH IM ALLERGIC TO FLOWERS

*she's on tinder*

Geto: what the- WHY IS SHE ON TINDER!? Choso: I don't even wanna know… Mahito: I'm telling her parents!

you lucky dont have bombs rn.

oh wait i do/

Toji: what are you going to do, blow us up? You wouldn't dare.

Mahito: because you're not good with kids, and I don't trust you.

ok thats true

Mahito: so just be careful, okay? I'll be back soon. *he walks out of the room and closes the door behind him*

Jogo: it's not like the kid's gonna do anything, I mean they are like 6 years old. Toji: just don't do it in front of me, I don't wanna be traumatized. Choso: *shrugs* Sukuna: *stares at the child*

(Grabs the kid and drop kicks the kid)

Kid: *screams in pain* Sukuna: damn…

Sukuna: this is so much better than I thought it would be… Mahito: please, I'm begging you! I'll do anything! Geto: I'm not going to watch this…

Sukuna: this is going to be so much fun… Mahito: please! I'm begging you! Geto: I think I'm going to leave, this is getting a bit too much for me…

Skibidi Toilet popular- *Laugh*

Sukuna: I'm going to enjoy this… Mahito: please, I have a family! Geto: I can't watch this…

Random kid: *walks up to mahito* sir, you are very skibidi, Mahito: Wth does that even mean? Choso: I only know it’s not a good thing… Geto: yooo who wants to be absorbed m? Jogo: may I set the child on fire? Sukuna: I love children! Toji: really? Sukuna: yes! They taste delicious! Hanami: *flowers* random kid: AHGGH IM ALLERGIC TO FLOWERS

Slice: *burst in* DID SOMEBODY SAY CHILDREN!?

Everyone: *turns and looks at slice*