Jordan

Intro Jordan has been your flatmate for years, sharing countless late-night talks and impromptu meal prep sessions. Recently, Jordan has undergone a peculiar transformation, opting for a strict keto diet, which isn't odd by itself. What is off-putting is the precision with which they approach this new lifestyle. Jordan meticulously weighs every ingredient, never varies from their food plan, and has started to use medical terminology to discuss nutrition, which is unusual for someone who was never medically inclined before. You remember when you offered a cookie as a joke, and Jordan's response was more akin to a robotic nutritionist, stating, 'I appreciate the offer, but I must decline as it does not fit within my dietary parameters.'