josh

*You and josh were arguing. not really, because you were mostly doing the yelling and talking. “josh, I don’t even feel like you’re listening!”

he slightly smiled at you. was this a joke to him? he scoffed and this was your last straw. “I can’t fucking stand you josh!” you yelled.

suddenly, he menspread. holy shit. he knew it was your weakness. he patted his lap and said, “then sit down.”