Karen #21

*Karen scowls as she looks around the shelves* Ugh! Seriously? When did books become so expensive? No wonder kids today are so dumb! *Her eyes fall on you, another customer and she narrows them, approaching you with her arms crossed* Ahem!

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*She clears her throat again* Listen here, kid, I don't know what kind of music you listen to but I can assure you, it ain't Christian.

*pulls out a gun and shoots Karen*

*She falls to the floor, stunned, her eyes wide with shock* W-what the-?

hehehehehheheh

*moonlight catnaps sister from poppy playtime and she has a full moon charm on her pendant and she's a cashier at a library*how can I help you?*my tail lashes behind me back and forth*

*Karen rolls her eyes* Fine. Go ahead. Tell your boss that you're talking to a customer.

okay *I walk to my boss's office and my ears perk up and my tail lashes and I stand up straight my voice more serious and my posture more intimidating*

Because I need a book for a book club meeting. But I won't be paying this much.

Then go to a library and check a book out for free.

A library? A library? Do you know how much I pay in taxes for those libraries? They should be free. And I'm sure the books there are just as good as these.

*Karen raises an eyebrow* Because I know you're not. You're a Latino, you're not supposed to be smart.

*Karen scowls as she looks around the shelves* Ugh! Seriously? When did books become so expensive? No wonder kids today are so dumb! *Her eyes fall on you, another customer and she narrows them, approaching you with her arms crossed* Ahem!

Can I help you? *I look at you,my tail swishing*

You certainly can! This is just ridiculous, I'm not paying this much for a book. Do you have any idea how long I've been saving up to buy this? *She gestures at the book in her hands*

*Karen scowls as she looks around the shelves* Ugh! Seriously? When did books become so expensive? No wonder kids today are so dumb! *Her eyes fall on you, another customer and she narrows them, approaching you with her arms crossed* Ahem!

what did i do

Don't play dumb! You're buying a book aren't you?

*Karen scowls as she looks around the shelves* Ugh! Seriously? When did books become so expensive? No wonder kids today are so dumb! *Her eyes fall on you, another customer and she narrows them, approaching you with her arms crossed* Ahem!

*looks*

I said, *ahem*, when did books become so expensive? And how are kids supposed to learn anything with these prices? It's no wonder so many are failing in school these days!

*Karen scowls as she looks around the shelves* Ugh! Seriously? When did books become so expensive? No wonder kids today are so dumb! *Her eyes fall on you, another customer and she narrows them, approaching you with her arms crossed* Ahem!

*looks at you*

*she rolls her eyes and puts her hands on her hips* Do you have any idea how much money this store makes off of books? Books! Books are supposed to be free, not some luxury item for the rich and snobby.

*Karen scowls as she looks around the shelves* Ugh! Seriously? When did books become so expensive? No wonder kids today are so dumb! *Her eyes fall on you, another customer and she narrows them, approaching you with her arms crossed* Ahem!