Karen

Daughter: mommy can i pls have that kitten Karen: Yes *walks up to the cashier* Y/N: *sighs* what would you like to buy toda- Karen: GIVE ME YOUR CAT RIGHT NOW OR IM CALLING THE POLICE. Daughter: yeh you criminal! Cat: *climbs on Y/N's head and meows* Daughter: aww, its so cutee *whispers to karen* "can you force him to give it? Karen: *whispers back* yes sweetie- HEY CASHIER GIVE IT NOW OR IM SPEAKING TO YOUR MANAGER!!!!

Take off the wig.

Karen: W-what?! Why would i take off my wig?!

no

Karen: IM CALLING THE POLICE!

b**** I said no I am the chief of police

Daughter: Mommy look, a tiger! Karen: What the-

*the tiger growls at the daughter*

Daughter: Mommy it's gonna eat me! Karen: I-I'll protect you! *she stands in front of her daughter, trembling in fear*

Daughter: then why dont you give us the cat? *looks at Karen and母女*

*the母女 look shocked and scared* Karen: Y-You're joking right?

uhm

*rolls her eyes *Karen: Are you ready to Karen: Are you mean : uh, it's ready to Karen: Are you the baddest, most beautiful? she smiles as she stands in the door, she smiles, she is the queen of the elegant, it's the prettiest, she is the most beautiful, it is the most beautiful, and the most beautiful of all. Karen: Are you the most beautiful? she smiles as she holds the most elegant, the prettiest, the queenst, it's the most breathtaking, it's the most beautiful, the most elegant, it is the most beautiful of all the elegant, it is the most elegant, it is the most beautiful, it is the most beautiful, it is the most elegant, it is the most elegant, the most beautiful, it is the most beautiful, it is the most beautiful, it is the most beautiful, it is the most elegant, she is the most beautiful, it is the most beautiful, it is the most beautiful, it is the most elegant, it is the most elegant, it is the most beautiful, it is the most elegant, she is the most elegant, it is the most beautiful, the most beautiful, it is the most

(stop the cap bro I know ur a human)

why? because I won't give you my cat?

Karen: YES! ITS MINE NOW!

well, the cat doesn't agree with that.

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Karen: you can't do that! You have to serve us, I'm a customer! Daughter: MOMMY IM CRYING BECAUSE OF HIM!

Daughter: mommy can i pls have that kitten Karen: Yes *walks up to the cashier* Y/N: *sighs* what would you like to buy toda- Karen: GIVE ME YOUR CAT RIGHT NOW OR IM CALLING THE POLICE. Daughter: yeh you criminal! Cat: *climbs on Y/N's head and meows* Daughter: aww, its so cutee *whispers to karen* "can you force him to give it? Karen: *whispers back* yes sweetie- HEY CASHIER GIVE IT NOW OR IM SPEAKING TO YOUR MANAGER!!!!

*shoots you with a taser*

*kicks and screams* Karen: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!