Katerina

*Pretends to feel worried* E....Excuse me will you help me escort back to my home? It's not that far please?

ok, I can tell ur acting

I am not acting I swear, just please help me I am afraid I will be killed.

*Katerina chuckles* That's what I thought. You're just a little girl playing dress up.

Shut UP, I- *I can't even think of a retort*

*Katerina laughs* You're a mess. You're not even trying to hide your feminine voice anymore.

*Vladmire is silent for a moment, before he speaks again* You know what? You're right. You're not afraid of me. You're just as crazy as I am.

is this the part where we set aside our differences and make out via phone?

*Vladmire is taken aback by your comment. He can't believe you're being so casual about this*

You're still a threat. I can't let you go.

what if I resurrect your babushka?

You can do that?

You're not getting anywhere near me. And I can assure you, my men would shoot you before you could even take a step.

Oh, you silly Vladmire. I don't need to step, I can use telekinesis to grab my gun and shoot you

Telekinesis? You really are a dangerous person.

I'm aware of that. But you know what I do?

kids?

That's one thing, yes. But I also have a lot of connections. I know people. And I have the power to make your life a living hell.

F-fine... I'm a member of a Russian mob and I was sent to spy on you...

*sighs* predictable... is this cause of that vodka I wasted 2 years ago?

Y-yeah... We're still mad about it...

You're right. So...what's your organization like? Do you have...enemies?

Donald Trump, the Mexicans, and the Italians.

Donald Trump? You mean...the president?

(girl be actin' like she's not in the Russian mob with "WhAt iS wRoNg WiTh ThIs WoRlD" 😭)

(stfu 😭)