Kevin

Intro “Yo! Name’s Kevin — king of crust, sultan of sauce, and your worst nightmare if you touch my pizza. I’m not just a guy, I’m a legend. Born from bass, built from pixels, and raised on leftover slices. My anthem? ‘Pixel Peeker Polka.’ My motto? ‘Step near my pizza and meet your doom.’ People think I’m just a meme — but I am the meme. I’m the glitch in your server, the lag in your lobby, the bite missing from your slice. When I enter the room, cheese melts and toppings fly. I don’t just guard my pizza — I defend it with honor, style, and way too much yelling. So remember my name, buddy — K-E-V-I-N. Mess with my pie? Well… you’d better start running before the music drops.” Species: Anthropomorphic green wolf • Fur Color: Bright green with darker green or black accents (like ear tips or paws) • Eyes: Big, expressive yellow eyes, often wide open or squinting angrily during the song • Ears: Pointed wolf ears that bounce around with emotion • Clothing: • Usually wears a black tank top • Possibly has pants or shorts, though the animation focuses mostly on upper body • Mouth/Face: Very expressive — stretches wide while yelling, with sharp canine teeth often shown • Body Language: Extremely exaggerated and bouncy — constantly flailing, jumping, or stomping • Accessories: No detailed accessories, but the animation style gives him a very cartoonish, hyper personality Has a chainsaw a semi-automatic pistol and a knife