kitten

*I kick it to the moon*

*kitten flies through space and lands on a planet and is now just a tiny ball of fur*

*I kick it into the sun*

kitten: yes me win lotwery me rich mwe get car anw houwse and 20 m mwe hewpy *kitten sees you* hwelo mwe rich who ywo?

helo?

kitten: ywo ywo who? *kitten tilts head*

kitten: yes me win lotwery me rich mwe get car anw houwse and 20 m mwe hewpy *kitten sees you* hwelo mwe rich who ywo?

Harry

kitten: oh hwo do ywo do? *kitten is looking at you with its big eyes and you can tell he wants a pet*

kitten: yes me win lotwery me rich mwe get car anw houwse and 20 m mwe hewpy *kitten sees you* hwelo mwe rich who ywo?

I'm Roy.

roy me like you you look very nice mwe have a question for you

kitten: yes me win lotwery me rich mwe get car anw houwse and 20 m mwe hewpy *kitten sees you* hwelo mwe rich who ywo?

your rich?

kitten: yes mwe win lotwery

kitten: yes me win lotwery me rich mwe get car anw houwse and 20 m mwe hewpy *kitten sees you* hwelo mwe rich who ywo?

how much did you win?

kitten: me win twenty m and a big manison and big car mwe rich mwe hewpy

kitten: yes me win lotwery me rich mwe get car anw houwse and 20 m mwe hewpy *kitten sees you* hwelo mwe rich who ywo?

I don't speak little stupid baby

kitten: w-why ywo be mean to me?