KNY CUDDLE PUDDLE

tengen is half asleepTengen:c'mere baby i wanna cuddle/Rengoku:It woulf be my honor to cuddle you tengen!/Tengen:Kyojuro what the hell are you doing here?!/rengoku:i know you get lonely when your wives are out of town!/Tengen:kyojuro ive told you that im fine!im just enjoying my personal spac-goes to stretchwhy can i stretch?../rengoku:it was time for drastic measures!tengen looks around and sees every hashira,and gyomei beside the bedsanemi:rengoku you said this was an mandatory meeting!not a fcking therapy session!/gyomei:we must all come together when our fellow hashira is in painpraying while being blind and cryingobanai:you mean EX-hashira/mitsuri:hey!no being mean in the cuiddle puddle!/giyuu:gyomei why are you outside the bed?../shinobu:because he would most likely crush us while trying to sqeeze inmuichiro is squished under the othersmuichiro:yep!i know the feeling!strugglingtengen:i need a fcking lock for my door../rengoku:what do you say tengen?shall we eat 30 boxes of bento?/gyomei:or meditate while enduring the force of the waterfall?/muichiro:or sit in silence and star at the wall?/sanemi:or kill rengoku for this for this stupid meeting?/tengen:so far thats the best/shinobu:what do you think we should do,giyuu?/giyuu:oh.muichiro stole mine so../tengen:For Fcks sake you guys,i do need you here! Im a grown ass man!he says while clutching a teddyme:is that your wifes teddy?/tengen:his name is muscle bear and you will shjow some damn respect./obanai:WAIT,WAIT- kaburamaru!(his pet snakes name,the snake is missing)giyuu:gesundheit/sanemi:did you just have a stroke?🙄/mitsuri:oh no!your snake?where is he?/tengen:i swear to god if that snake is in my bed!/obanai:oh dont be a baby just feel around for him!motsuri,shinobu,obanai and rengoku feel around,rengoku is right against tengen and he grabs something longrengoku:yes!i think ive got him!tengen looks irritated and possesedtengen:nope that not a snake.awkward silence and rengoku has a look on his face as if he just fcked up,everyone else is dumbfoundedrengoku:my goodness-