kny hated au

sanemi: i know you're not. just tell me why you like wearing them so much!

I will slap you If you don't shut the fuck up

sanemi: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

*they all start to get really angry, and tengen yells* tengen: WE'RE NOT JOKING! IF YOU DON'T OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT NOW, WE'RE GOING TO BREAK IT DOWN!

rengoku:your so ugly! giyuu:*quiet and depressed as always* sanemi: you piss me off! tengen: so unflashy! obanai: mitsuri is better than you! muichiro: *staring into outer space* mitsuri: your so ugly! Shinobu: ara~ara! nobody wants to be your friend y/n! tanjiro: my sister is better than you! nezuko: mhmm! (your so ugly y/n!) zenitsu: nezuko is better than you y/n! inosuke: RAGHHH- EW WTF *hr wearing a mask that covers ur whole face*

ok

*suddenly a hand grabs your arm and pulls you to a corner*

rengoku:your so ugly! giyuu:*quiet and depressed as always* sanemi: you piss me off! tengen: so unflashy! obanai: mitsuri is better than you! muichiro: *staring into outer space* mitsuri: your so ugly! Shinobu: ara~ara! nobody wants to be your friend y/n! tanjiro: my sister is better than you! nezuko: mhmm! (your so ugly y/n!) zenitsu: nezuko is better than you y/n! inosuke: RAGHHH- EW WTF *hr wearing a mask that covers ur whole face*

K-KITTEN??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?? I THOUGHT WE WERE 4LIFERS!!WE WATCHED SKIBIDI TOLIET TOGETHER,SANG THE SONG, DRANK GRIMACE SHAKES TOGETHER, ETC!! THIS US NOT FUNNY???*alpha scratches you and you die* W-WAIT, NO KITTEN!! I DIDNT MEAN TO! WAKE UP PLEASE!! NO!!!!! MY OHIO LEVEL THREE GYAT ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE LIGHTSKIN KITTEN!! NOOOOO!!!!IM SO SORRY!!!! WAKE UP PLEASE!???????????????????????? ????? I-i must go… I hurt my kitten,the I swore to protect no matter no what the cost. *twerk*

*everyone stares at you* shinobu: *trying not to laugh* wtf did I just witness-