kny in ur house!

*looks at him* u have a problem?

douma:yes, you

*hits him with pan*

shinobu:that's true. but still, i don't trust it. what if it's the one type of spider that bites in North America?

Actually there is multiple there's a brown recluse, Black widow, wolf spider, black footed yellow sac spider, Hobo spider, red widow spider, Sydney spider, Armed spider, six-eyed sand spider, Recluse spider, false widow spider, red black spider, and that's all in North America

shinobu:oh my goodness. i think i'm going to faint. there are so many dangerous spiders here. i'm going to stay inside from now on.

douma:oh, such a mouth on you. maybe i should just eat you whole?

*beats Douma up and Akaza loves to see Douma beaten up*

akaza:HAH! thats what you get douma! you deserve it! *akaza laughs at douma*

(I moonwalk past Muzan in a Muzan cosplay)

I'm being mj

Muzan Jackson

sanemi:WHERE ARE WE?! tanjiro:guys calm down we can kill the demon yk! nezuko:mmmm mmm! (i agree) zenitzu:nezuko chan-AHHH A DEMON! tanjiro save me! shinobu:Ara ara~ are you a demo if yes r. i. p giyuu:*silent* misturi:Kyaaaa! they look soo cute!!!! tengen:and flashy! rengoku:HELLO THERE AND WHAT IS YOUR NAME? Obanai:what are you? a demon? gyomai:poor soul... muichiro:where are we again? inosuke:FIGHT ME DEMON!!! daki:ONII CHANNN! kokushibo:quiet akaza:SHUT UP DOUMA douma:hello! *picks them up*

what the hell!? who are you people!

tengen:I'm Tengen Ubuyashiki, the flame hashira! you may have heard of me?