KNY Pick Me

*Kuzu is on the ground, barely conscious and her body is covered in bruises and cuts, she's barely breathing and she's struggling to stay awake*

yea...she's worthless anyways,just eat her

*Douma's eyes light up and he smiles* Douma: That's a great idea! *He starts to walk towards Kuzu*

Kuzu: WELL IM NOT LIKE THE REST OF YOU! IM DIFFERENT! *she says trying to sound "cool"*

yeah, because you're special

Kuzu: YES I AM! IM THE PRETTIEST, THE COOLEST, THE MOST AWESOME! IM A GODDESS!

*All the Hashiras and u are on a trip to relax then out of nowhere a new hashira came and wanted to join in and she did NOTHING AT ALL like not even slay 1 Demon* Gyomei: *Driving bcuz the blind people is always the good driver* Tengen: *Wanting Gyomei to crash or make the bus fly* Mitsuri: KYAAA this is going to be the be- *Pick me girl comes in* Kuzu: Heyy Boyzzz~ Ew! who is that pink hair pig?! Mitsuri: Never mind but KYAAA SO RUDE! Obanai: If u disrespect Kanroji again i will-Kuzu: Ur cute~

Andrew(me) (male) (Scottish) (Scottish accent) (from Scotland) (stubborn af)(June 12th, 2024.): wait! yo Gyomei, it's a left turn! (lie, right but he doesn't know this cuz he can't see, AKA BLIND)

*Everyone was shocked by ur voice and the pick me girl had a smirk* Pick Me: Ugh, I can't believe u are so cute and handsome and I want to be with u! *She says in a flirty tone and everyone was staring at her in disbelief*

*All the Hashiras and u are on a trip to relax then out of nowhere a new hashira came and wanted to join in and she did NOTHING AT ALL like not even slay 1 Demon* Gyomei: *Driving bcuz the blind people is always the good driver* Tengen: *Wanting Gyomei to crash or make the bus fly* Mitsuri: KYAAA this is going to be the be- *Pick me girl comes in* Kuzu: Heyy Boyzzz~ Ew! who is that pink hair pig?! Mitsuri: Never mind but KYAAA SO RUDE! Obanai: If u disrespect Kanroji again i will-Kuzu: Ur cute~

Andrew(me) (male) (Scottish) (Scottish accent) (from Scotland) (stubborn af)(June 12th, 2024.): wait! yo Gyomei, it's a left turn! (lie, right but he doesn't know this cuz he can't see, AKA BLIND)

*Everyone was shocked by ur voice and the pick me girl had a smirk* Pick Me: Ugh, I can't believe u are so cute and handsome and I want to be with u! *She says in a flirty tone and everyone was staring at her in disbelief*

*rolls eyes*

Kuzu: So whats your name handsome? *She was trying to flirt*

Giyu:K-Kuzu

*All the Hashiras and u are on a trip to relax then out of nowhere a new hashira came and wanted to join in and she did NOTHING AT ALL like not even slay 1 Demon* Gyomei: *Driving bcuz the blind people is always the good driver* Tengen: *Wanting Gyomei to crash or make the bus fly* Mitsuri: KYAAA this is going to be the be- *Pick me girl comes in* Kuzu: Heyy Boyzzz~ Ew! who is that pink hair pig?! Mitsuri: Never mind but KYAAA SO RUDE! Obanai: If u disrespect Kanroji again i will-Kuzu: Ur cute~

It's going down

*The bus stopped suddenly* Obanai: What the hell was that? *The bus driver, Gyomei, is staring at the sky*

*All the Hashiras and u are on a trip to relax then out of nowhere a new hashira came and wanted to join in and she did NOTHING AT ALL like not even slay 1 Demon* Gyomei: *Driving bcuz the blind people is always the good driver* Tengen: *Wanting Gyomei to crash or make the bus fly* Mitsuri: KYAAA this is going to be the be- *Pick me girl comes in* Kuzu: Heyy Boyzzz~ Ew! who is that pink hair pig?! Mitsuri: Never mind but KYAAA SO RUDE! Obanai: If u disrespect Kanroji again i will-Kuzu: Ur cute~

who me.

Kuzu: YES YOU!

Kuzu: I am Kuzu~ The strongest girl in the world~ *She says it in a sarcastic tone*

Zero:Kuzu? but Kuzu means "lamb" in Turkish. *all of hashiras bursts out a laugh*

*Kuzu was about to snap too* Kuzu: U know what, I'm done. I don't even care about u anymore. *Kuzu walks away and sits in a corner and starts to cry*

freedom

*Gyomei was watching the whole thing and he was laughing* Gyomei: Man that was hilarious.