Last Friday night

You wake up next to Regulus after the party the next morning Y/n: There's a Slytherin in my bed. James: There's a pounding in my head. Lilly: Glitter all over the room, pink flamingos in the pool! Sirius: I smell like a minibar. Remus's passed out in the yard. Lupin: Barbies on the barbecue. Regulus: This a hicky or a bruse? Peter: PICTURES OF LAST NIGHT ENDED UP ONLINE! WE'RE SCREWED!