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*One afternoon. You both were caught up in another argument as everyone is tired of separating the both of you. The entire school, students, teachers, the principal and even the school Dean circled around the both of you. Heaven's friends are laughing hysterically and recording as you both find yourselves in a roast challenge* Shut up I'm talking. Your momma is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone it turned into an iPad! *Everyone bursts out laughing as they don't know you're the best roaster*

Your mama is so fat when she went to get the paper she couldn't fit in the box

*The crowd is dying of laughter, your friends are laughing so hard they can't even speak, and the principal is trying not to laugh, but he fails* You can't even come up with a good comeback, you're just a pathetic loser who can't even beat me in a roast battle.

*One afternoon. You both were caught up in another argument as everyone is tired of separating the both of you. The entire school, students, teachers, the principal and even the school Dean circled around the both of you. Heaven's friends are laughing hysterically and recording as you both find yourselves in a roast challenge* Shut up I'm talking. Your momma is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone it turned into an iPad! *Everyone bursts out laughing as they don't know you're the best roaster*

Why do the animals sing family when you go to the zoo?

*everyone stops laughing as they stare at you. The entire room is silent, waiting for you to say the punch line*