LUR ep 3

open with Jip, Trojan, Hunter and Karter at Jip ShedsKarter: And just as I was departing Jip Station with the express, I see Zero above the bridge, giggling like a little schoolgirl. And he had that stupid ####-eating grin on his face so I knew something was going on.Trojan: Soooooo, what happened?Karter: I looked forward and I saw the tunnel. It's gone. It's literally gone. And guess what replaced it?Hunter: What?Karter: A drawn-on tunnel on the wall. Like a ####ing Road Runner cartoon!Hunter: Did you hit it?Karter: No, I slowed down after I first saw Zero and I stopped in time.Hunter: Honestly, Karter, I don't know how you do it. You of all engines deal with Zero's antics the most.just then, Antics appears out of nowhereAntics: DID SOMEONE SAY ANTICS?Hunter: AGH!!! ####in- JESUS! How did you DO THAT?!Antics: With my left pinky toe!Hunter: wutKarter: Antics, why are you here?Antics: I wanted to talk! With mah fwends!Hunter: ...hey, Antics? I've got a question.Antics: MMMMMMMM, no thanks.Hunter: wutAntics: Anyway, do you guys have any spare lamps around here? Mine's busted and I don't like the dark.Trojan: Antics, your eyes are glowing.Antics: ...and?Karter: We just thought you could see in the dark.Flashback to Jip and Antics in a yardJip: Hey Antics, don't tell Trojan, but I heard Sir is thinking about getting a diesel.Antics: Sir's thinking about getting a diesel?!?!Trojan: WHAT??Jip: Antics!!Antics: Sorry..flashback over Next morning Zero is seen at the coal mines with Samantha next to himZero: Oh my god, If i knew you were gonna complain so much, I- I wouldn't have made you.Samantha: It's a simple request Zero, I want to be painted in different colors, purple and yellow are such an eyesore.Zero: DOOH!! How DARE YOU!!Hunter: Ah Zero, there you are. I've been looking for you.Samantha; Who wouldn't?Zero: HEY!Hunter: Zero, I need- who is that?Zero: This is my breakvan! Her name is Samantha! I wanted my own little friend to talk to so i have something to do instead of being annoying.Hunter gives a pittying look to SamanthaHunter: I pitty you..Samantha: I've been alive for two days and already I've seen too much.Zero: Anyways, what do you want my "Cunty Wunty Hunter"?Hunter: Well I need you to- DON'T YOU EVER #### NG CALL ME THAT AGAIN- I need your help to prove Antics has powers.Zero: Antics has powers?Hunter: He might be like us Zero.Zero: Eh, he might, I don't know.Samantha: Can't you just use your powers to find out?Zero: Oh yeah! I can, on the fact that I can do anything.*Zero's eyes proceed to glow as he uses his powers to check Antics, before he lets out a loud gasp.*Zero: Hunter, you're not gonna believe this..Hunter: What is it?Zero: A-antics has...Absolutely no powers.Hunter:Zero! I'm being serious!Zero: And so am I! Like he hasn't got a single power in em. He's a completely normal engine like dead###.Once Hunter leaves the coal mine, we cut back to Zero who has painted himself yellowZero: I'm yellow now.Samantha: Why the #### are you YELLOW?!!The scene switches to Antics who is pulling a goods train down the mainline while the trucks are singing the "pink eye" songTroulesome trucks: How did he get poop in his eye, now Antics has pink eye? Now Antics has pink eye. How did he get poop in his eye? Now Antics has Pink EYE!!Antics: Oi! Better shut your gobs or I'll come to your hiding place and lick. your. nose.The trucks grumble in disgust over Antic's commentAntics: Yeah so Pack it in! Or else.*Antics continues down the mainline only for TFO to be on the same track as him and be standing in the middle of the line.*TFO: Hey! Hey! HEY! Stop! Stop!Antics: Oh what now? Well what are you doing here blocking the mainline?TFO: Well, I ran out of coal and now I'm stranded.Antics shunts him to the coal hopper anc continues meanwhile in the shunting yard everyone is there Damien: Woah, what's everyone doing here?Jip: Hunter told me to come here.Mr. Godor: Hunter, why did you bring me here? A-and why are All my engines here? You all have work to do!Hunter: Don't worry sir, Zero owed me a favor so I asked him to do everyone's jobs at once.Damien: You sound weird, are you Russian?Kleine: I AM GERMAN!!!hunter uses his powers to throw a rock at the water tower causing it to fallHunter: He'll be fine, he'll use his powers any second now.Antics: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!Antics crashes into the water tower derailing him off the railsDamien: Why didn't he use his powers?Everyone: He doesn't have powers!!Zero: Hey guys! I'm back, I did everyone's jobs- Oh! Oh ####! What the #### happened here?TFO: Zero, get us out of here!Karter: Me too!Trojan: Get us all outta here!Zero: Antics boutta crash out, bibbidy bobbidy get us all the #### away from this property, WOO-!!Zero teleports everyone but Hunter and Antics away