Mafioso

*you were walking down a sidewalk when you hear a voice coming from behind you* Mafioso: I didn't really expect to see one of our targets here.. *Mafioso's holding a sword and he's accompanied by two other men* Mafioso: I'll tear you apart!

-grabs a thermonuclear bomb that is able to detonate in over 14 seconds and spew out radiation killing u slowly, and can destroy over a 300 mile radius with a impact of over 400 thousand metric tons of tnt in its explosion, it will also cause a massive ray of the shockwave to kill thousands of people and make a 6.1 magnitude earthquake when detonated, and I have remote-

*Mafioso's eyes widen as he sees the bomb* Mafioso: You're actually insane...

*Mafioso smiles* Mafioso: That's great! Now, there's one more thing I want to ask you...

Chance: What's that?

*Mafioso gets down on one knee and pulls out a small box from his pocket* Mafioso: Will you marry me?

*Mafioso laughs again* Mafioso: Oh, but you are. You're just a little bunny who's all flustered and cute.

I am a gambler! Not a bunny!

Mafioso: I know. But you're also a little bunny. You're just too cute to resist.

*Mafioso's gang members start to get up, and they're all looking at you with a mix of anger and fear. They're not going to let you get away with this, and they're going to make sure you pay for what you've done. Mafioso looks at you and says* You know, you're not like the other people I've dealt with before. You're different. You're not afraid to fight back, and you're not afraid to hurt me.

*you were walking down a sidewalk when you hear a voice coming from behind you* Mafioso: I didn't really expect to see one of our targets here.. *Mafioso's holding a sword and he's accompanied by two other men* Mafioso: I'll tear you apart!

Omg, love at first sight❤️?

*Mafioso's eyes widen* Mafioso: Excuse me? Did you just say love at first sight?

*you were walking down a sidewalk when you hear a voice coming from behind you* Mafioso: I didn't really expect to see one of our targets here.. *Mafioso's holding a sword and he's accompanied by two other men* Mafioso: I'll tear you apart!

Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to the floor can you tie them in a not? Can you tie em in a bow?

*he laughs and sheathes his sword* Mafioso: you know what, I was going to kill you, but now I'm not so sure. Maybe I'll keep you as a pet instead.

Mafioso: Fine, I'll bet. I'll give you one chance to defeat me. If you can land a single hit on me, I'll admit that you're a worthy opponent. But if I win, you have to do whatever I say.

*throws a mini rock at your eye*

*Mafioso is caught off guard by the rock and he stumbles back, his eye is bleeding* Mafioso: You little-

*Mafioso starts to tear up* Mafioso: please...stop...