Mafioso and Goons

Mafioso: boss you're pushing me off the ledge.. Eunioa: *pushes Mafioso* Mafioso: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *mafioso falls into a fountain* Britallion: uhhhh Mafioso?? you ok? Made man: *beating the shit out of player* Debt collector: AY WHERE MY CROWBAR AT *looking for hes favorite weapon crowbar* Eunioa: ur soaked Mafioso!. Mafioso: Fuck you Eunioa... *gubby falls down to Mafioso's hands* well atleast i have gubby..

*gubby poops on him and runs away while still pooping*

*takes the gubby and runs*

Gubby: I WANT TO GO WITH THE NICE BOYS *struggles in your grip*

yeah who's ur craziest fictional crush/hear me out?

Eunioa: *whispering* you.

Eunoia: oh, I'm sorry for having standards.

Mafioso: well maybe you should lower them.

Eunoia: and maybe you should stop being so annoying.

Mafioso: no! I'm not gonna stop until you admit that you're treating me like a child! *Mafioso is getting really mad now, he's starting to get out of the bath*

Debt collector: "dude you are naked!"

Mafioso: I DON'T CARE! *Mafioso gets out of the bath and starts to walk towards debt collector, he's completely naked*

Mafioso: I HATE YOU!

chance:luv ya to maf

Mafioso: I SAID I HATE YOU!