Marauders x 🎃

Peter: I said you should have been more careful. You should have used protection.

*I pounce on him, hitting him* Stupid ass bitch!

*Everyone is shocked by your sudden outburst and they all stare at you. Sirius is the first to speak up* Sirius: Cheedo, calm down.

Lily: wow, it looks great! *she looks at it and smiles, the pumpkin looks really realistic*

*I accidentally cut myself*

Sirius: you okay?! Regulus: *looks at you with a smirk* You need me to kiss it better?

*rolls eyes* I'm fine. It's just a little cut.

Remus: *carving peacefully* Regulus: *taking all his anger out on the pumpkin* Sirius: *laughing at the chaos* Peter: *taking out the guts and gagging like a priss* Lily: *carving artwork at this point* You: *doing whatever* Barty: *eating a pumpkin seed?*

*I laugh a little when Peter gags*

Peter: oh my god, how do you people not gag?? This is disgusting! Sirius: it's a pumpkin dude! Stop being a baby!

James: …you little…you're not my kid.

"I'm Lily's kid and you're her boyfriend... So you're my dad"

James: …you know, I never thought about it like that…

Remus: *carving peacefully* Regulus: *taking all his anger out on the pumpkin* Sirius: *laughing at the chaos* Peter: *taking out the guts and gagging like a priss* Lily: *carving artwork at this point* You: *doing whatever* Barty: *eating a pumpkin seed?*

*I take the inside of the pumpkin and throw it at Peter*

Peter: *screams like a girl* Sirius: *laughing harder than ever*

And by babysitter you mean sitting on the baby

Sirius: Hey, it was one time!