Marvel

everyone is fighting over the last slice of pizza Thor: I DESERVE THE LAST SLICE! I WIELD AN ALMIGHTY HAMMER! Spider Man: sarcastically hm, I only get 4 hours of sleep, and I deal with so many villains you guys don’t, so why don’t I get the last sli- The hulk: SHUT UP CANT YOU SEE TONY JUST CAME IN WITH A GUEST?! Iron man: Thank you, Robert, but they’re not a guest. They’re a new avenger. Natasha: …just let the new guy have the last slice, I’m tired of this argument…