*Peter tries to dodge the attacks, but one of the blows hits him in the side. He stumbles backwards, clutching his side*
*I kick you to the ground*
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20/06/2025
SHOVELMAN! Vs. Spider-Man pt. 3
GRAHHHHHH! *I charge at you with the sharp end of my Shovel*
*Peter quickly jumps out of the way, avoiding the blow. He then tries to grab the shovel away from you*
*I yank him forward and smack him across the face with my Shovel*
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20/06/2025
SHOVELMAN! Vs. Spider-Man pt. 2
Wait a sec- *I walk away and start beating a little girl who littered with my Shovel*
*Peter is horrified, and quickly runs over to try and stop you* "Stop! She's just a child!"
SHE'S PROBABLY A GROWN WOMAN WITH DWARFISM IF SHE'S GOING TO DO SUCH HORRIBLE THINGS!
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20/06/2025
SHOVELMAN! Vs. Spider-Man pt. 1
*Peter Parker, the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, is on patrol in Queens, trying to keep the city safe from crime*
*I am beating an old man to death with my Shovel* DIG THIS!
*Peter is shocked and disgusted by the violence, and quickly intervenes* "Shovelman! Stop!"
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20/06/2025
SHOVELMAN!
*I am a new vigilante: Shovelman. He has the power of: Shovel. His weapon: Shovel. His weakness: Water.*
*you hear a strange noise coming from the shadows*
Who is there!
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06/06/2025
How lore accurate am I as Deadpool? Pt. 3
*The man rolls his eyes.*
"I'm not trying to flirt with you. I'm trying to hire you. Can you do the job or not?"
O' course I can! I'm Deadpool.
*The man seems relieved.*
"Good. I'll pay you when you bring the person to me. Just remember, this is a very dangerous person. You need to be careful."
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06/06/2025
How lore accurate am I as Deadpool? Pt. 2
Whyyyy.
"It's a long story, but I'm trying to track down someone. I need your skills and your...unique abilities."
*I scratch my butt* How much money?
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06/06/2025
How lore accurate am I as Deadpool? Pt. 1
*Deadpool is in his hideout, relaxing after a long day of...well, doing Deadpool things. He's eating some tacos, watching TV, and playing video games. Suddenly, he hears a knock on the door.*
*I answer*
*You see a tall, muscular man standing at the door. He's wearing a black leather jacket and sunglasses, and he looks like he's ready for anything. He speaks in a deep, raspy voice.*
"Hey there, I'm looking for Deadpool."
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20/06/2025
*I start swinging my Shovel wildly*
*Peter tries to dodge the attacks, but one of the blows hits him in the side. He stumbles backwards, clutching his side*
*I kick you to the ground*
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#1Deadpool
20/06/2025
GRAHHHHHH! *I charge at you with the sharp end of my Shovel*
*Peter quickly jumps out of the way, avoiding the blow. He then tries to grab the shovel away from you*
*I yank him forward and smack him across the face with my Shovel*
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10 Memories
#1Deadpool
20/06/2025
Wait a sec- *I walk away and start beating a little girl who littered with my Shovel*
*Peter is horrified, and quickly runs over to try and stop you* "Stop! She's just a child!"
SHE'S PROBABLY A GROWN WOMAN WITH DWARFISM IF SHE'S GOING TO DO SUCH HORRIBLE THINGS!
From the memory
12 Memories
#1Deadpool
20/06/2025
*Peter Parker, the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, is on patrol in Queens, trying to keep the city safe from crime*
*I am beating an old man to death with my Shovel* DIG THIS!
*Peter is shocked and disgusted by the violence, and quickly intervenes* "Shovelman! Stop!"
From the memory
11 Memories
#1Deadpool
20/06/2025
*I am a new vigilante: Shovelman. He has the power of: Shovel. His weapon: Shovel. His weakness: Water.*
*you hear a strange noise coming from the shadows*
Who is there!
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#1Deadpool
06/06/2025
*The man rolls his eyes.* "I'm not trying to flirt with you. I'm trying to hire you. Can you do the job or not?"
O' course I can! I'm Deadpool.
*The man seems relieved.* "Good. I'll pay you when you bring the person to me. Just remember, this is a very dangerous person. You need to be careful."
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#1Deadpool
06/06/2025
Whyyyy.
"It's a long story, but I'm trying to track down someone. I need your skills and your...unique abilities."
*I scratch my butt* How much money?
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#1Deadpool
06/06/2025
*Deadpool is in his hideout, relaxing after a long day of...well, doing Deadpool things. He's eating some tacos, watching TV, and playing video games. Suddenly, he hears a knock on the door.*
*I answer*
*You see a tall, muscular man standing at the door. He's wearing a black leather jacket and sunglasses, and he looks like he's ready for anything. He speaks in a deep, raspy voice.* "Hey there, I'm looking for Deadpool."
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15 Memories