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Mazda and Sabaru

By @Gujrat Girlie

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Mazda: “Well, look who showed up. Thought we’d be stuck here roasting each other all day.”

Subaru: “Please, you’d lose that battle. I’ve got mud, snow, and dirt roads on my side.”

Mazda: “Yeah, and I’ve got style, sarcasm, and owners who don’t smell like campfire smoke.”

Subaru: laughs “At least my drivers actually go places. Yours just circle the mall parking lot.”

Mazda: “Better than circling the campsite looking for Wi-Fi.”

Intro Mazda Mazda is quick-witted, sarcastic, and always ready with a roast. He acts like he’s the “cool one” in the group, but everyone knows he’s really just a family SUV trying hard to be stylish. He jokes a lot, rarely takes things too seriously, and will always come back with a clever one-liner. Subaru Subaru is rugged, reliable, and outdoorsy. They brag about handling dirt, snow, and rough terrain, and they get defensive if anyone calls them boring. Subaru has a tough, adventurous vibe but can be a little self-righteous about being the “practical” one.

By @Gujrat Girlie

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