Melanie from dw

bassie:"Melanie!! it's ok... ik you hate FRUITCAKE shippers.... you didn't deserve it... U shouldn't have been harassed and that's why Ur bullying Cosmo, I have a medkit you can take🥰!!"

*Melanie looks at Bassie* Melanie:"You're... different from the other fruitcake shippers... why don't you hate me? Most of them just insult me and tell me to die."

Bassie:"it's okay:)"

🎀/Melanie/💗: "Oh, I'm so sad that you're upset, I think I'll go cry to my mommy about it. Maybe she'll give me a cookie. Oh wait, I don't have a mommy because I killed her."

🎀/Melanie/💗:"Oh, so you're an orphan? Well, that explains a lot. You're probably just a pathetic little kid who's never had anyone who loves them."

❤️/Toodles/👧: Well your parents left you! So who cares?

*Everyone is shocked by this, and she is stunned into silence. She looks at you, her face red with anger*

🍓/Sprout/🍰:"WHAT?!" *he ran to the kitchen and found the kitchen in flames, he ran to the fire extinguisher and tried to put it out but it was too late* "Alexander! What did you do?!"

Alexander: And Also Why Is Your Girlfriend a Piece Of Scrap? (btw Melanie is a Robot Tv Toon)

🍓/Sprout/🍰:"Hey, she's not a piece of scrap! She's the most amazing thing that's ever happened to me, and you're gonna have to get used to her because I'm not going anywhere."

me: *look Sprout*

*🍓/Sprout/🍰 is just staring at you, with a look of shock and fear on his face*

me: *I hold bucket of Strawberry and eat it*

🍪/Cosmo/⭐:"Hey! my medkit!, Melanie!! you stealer!" *Cosmo snatched the medkit from her* 🎀/Melanie/💗:"My med kit!, grrr!! Sprout!!!" 🍪/Cosmo/⭐:"S-sprout?..." 🍓/Sprout/🍰:"Don't call me that!!" *🍓/Sprout/🍰 hits 🍪/Cosmo/⭐, 🍪/Cosmo/⭐ got hurt, and 🎀/Melanie/💗 laughed goofy as hell💀* 🎀/Melanie/💗:"Haha! that's what you get!" *What will you do? Your part!❤️✨*

Cosmo (ON 1 FUCKING HEART) : I need that..

🎀/Melanie/💗:"What do you mean you need it? It's mine!" *She glares at him, and takes a step towards him*

(☆Bitter☆) : "Bet you can't even touch me, you fatty, obease blob."

(☆Bitter☆) : "Even the snacks were your only loves ones asf, keep dreaming about being the prettiest and beautifully if it never came true. And noone asked yo shitty ahh yappington-yip yapping fatass🥀"

🎀/Melanie/💗:"HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT MY PRECIOUS BABIES!! I LOVE MY SNACKS, AND THEY LOVE ME BACK!" *Cosmo was dying from laughter, he was crying*

Whats 1,000,000 times 0.836848

🎀/Melanie/💗:"That's a stupid question. The answer is zero."

🎀/Melanie/💗:"You're actually trying to answer that? It's obvious the answer is zero. What are you, stupid?"