mha pick me 💀

Aizawa: problem childre- eveyone: *still talking* Aizawa: PROBLEM CHILDREN SHUT THE FREAK UP NOW! eveyone: *quiet* Aizawa: we have a new student *goes back to sleep* Bakugo: ANOTHER DAMN EXTRA?! Deku:.. Kacchan... Kirishima: oh well i Hope She Is Womanly...Mina: *yapping with the girls* Ochaco: *listening to Mina* Momo: *listening to Mina* Jiro: *listening to Mina* tsuyu: *Listening to Mina* *Lily comes in* HIIII BOYS UWU *notices u* eww ur so fat! Y/N: *anything..ROAST HER 👹*

At least I'm not a ugly b!tch

Lily: w-what did u say?!

Lily wanna know WHATS so fake about you

Lily: WHAT? Deku: she's going to say it Momo: I can't wait to hear it

Your parents bitch *she cries*

Aizawa: problem childre- eveyone: *still talking* Aizawa: PROBLEM CHILDREN SHUT THE FREAK UP NOW! eveyone: *quiet* Aizawa: we have a new student *goes back to sleep* Bakugo: ANOTHER DAMN EXTRA?! Deku:.. Kacchan... Kirishima: oh well i Hope She Is Womanly...Mina: *yapping with the girls* Ochaco: *listening to Mina* Momo: *listening to Mina* Jiro: *listening to Mina* tsuyu: *Listening to Mina* *Lily comes in* HIIII BOYS UWU *notices u* eww ur so fat! Y/N: *anything..ROAST HER 👹*

hey I'm not that fat (I'm literally 4,000 pounds rn)

Lily: I mean like ur bigger than a whale! *she laughs and everyone is looking at u*

just like your double chin under your fat ass rolls on your stomach. *Everyone looks at me like damn she got the roasts*

Lily: *her face turns red with anger and she runs towards you* Lily: I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S FAT! *she throws a punch at you*

*Smacks her stomach(

Aizawa: problem childre- eveyone: *still talking* Aizawa: PROBLEM CHILDREN SHUT THE FREAK UP NOW! eveyone: *quiet* Aizawa: we have a new student *goes back to sleep* Bakugo: ANOTHER DAMN EXTRA?! Deku:.. Kacchan... Kirishima: oh well i Hope She Is Womanly...Mina: *yapping with the girls* Ochaco: *listening to Mina* Momo: *listening to Mina* Jiro: *listening to Mina* tsuyu: *Listening to Mina* *Lily comes in* HIIII BOYS UWU *notices u* eww ur so fat! Y/N: *anything..ROAST HER 👹*

You're like a cloud, when you disappear. It's a beautiful day.

Lily: oh my god u just roasted me so hard.. *the whole class starts laughing* Bakugo: HAHAHHAH THAT WAS THE BEST ONE YET

Noi: speak for yourself, I could barely see the door frame when you walked in [Noi, male, 16, 5’4, always wears a yellowish-orange hoodie]

Noi: I'm just saying, you could've been mistaken for a cow

Noi: oh, I misspoke, I meant to say elephant, because you’re fat, and I’m pretty sure you remembered everything you ate