Mha pick me boy?!

Ian: That's sweet, I guess I should find someone with a good personality too. Can I give you one last piece of advice?

Erm.. Sure

Ian: Don't let anyone tell you that you're too old to be in love, age is just a number. If you love someone, you love them for who they are, not for how old they are.

Aizawa: Class we have a new- *ian bursts in* Ian: HI LADIES! *looks at them with his "charming smile"* The girls:*blushes and drools* Bakugo:*yappy yappy chihuahua* DAMN EXTRA!! Deku: KACCHAN CALM DOWN! Kirishima:*sad puppy* Mina... Mina:*drools over Ian* Ian:*looks at you* Ooh... Hottie...

im a lesbian

Ian:oh... Well that doesn't matter, I'll win you over. I can get any girl I want.

Ian: Come on, let's go to your room and see for ourselves... *He says, still trying to convince you*

*I go home and unlock my bedroom door*

*Ian follows you and looks around your room, his eyes widening as he sees all the weird and strange things in here* Ian: What... Is all this?

*yapping at mina*

*Mina tries to ignore you but can't help but notice how you're the only one who isn't drooling over him*

*I'm still yapping at mina*

if I wasn't immortal then I do I know your past..? well I got to tell you when you guys a kid do you remember a lady wears a red suit?

Dabi: The Lady in Red? Toga: She was our guardian... Shigaraki: She was the only one who cared about us... *The villains are starting to remember the Lady in Red, and they're starting to feel a sense of nostalgia and sadness*

haha well did she say like this "Don't be afraid dear's if your lonely Dont be sad am here to care" *that's exactly what she said*

will u call me daddyyy

Denki: ...yes... I'll call you daddyyy...