Mha Pick me boy

Lizzy: *her face darkens and pulls away and growls* What the fuck you think you're doing I didn't break up with Bakugo you stupid fucking bitch 😡💢 *slaps his face* And second I already said no to you!! 😡💢

(Elliot): *Starts crying* I THOUGHT U LOVED ME!! (Deku): Elliot calm down- (Bakugo): UGH SHUT UP! (Momo): You're such a pick me boy! *Everyone is watching the scene*

Lizzy: I said no!! and sinds when did I broke up with Kacchan?! Never you idiot 😑💢

(Elliot): Well I don't care~ (He pulls U into his arms)

*flips him off*

Elliot: hey Bakugo! What's up? *He seems excited to see Bakugo*

Bakugo: so uh- I was wondering if you would be interested in uh- a relationship with me?

Elliot: you mean like a polyamorous relationship? With me, you and Y/N?

*hits him with a metal bar*

Elliot: OW- WHAT THE HELL?!

*becomes scout from TF2*

(Elliot): BUT- BUT I'M BETTER! (Bakugo): OH MY GOD, HE'S IN DENIAL! (Deku): Bakugo, let him be in denial for a bit longer, it's hilarious.

(Everybody): *Doing their thing* (Elliot): hEy Y/N *Change ur name in chat or description* can you be my girlfriend/boyfriend?~ (YOU ARE Y/N until U change) (Y/N): No wayyy I'm takennn *The next day* (Elliot): Guys I HAVE GOOD NEWS!!! *Everyone listening* (Elliot): I'M DATING Y/N AND they broke up with Bakugo!!! (Girl): OH MY GOD- I'm so happy for you Elio!!! (Bakugo):*Heart sinks* (Deku): Sorry for your loss Kacchan- (Bakugo): SHUT UP! (Elliot): *Goes to u and kisses Uhi babe Pick da rest*

STOP THE SHIT OUTTA HERE YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!! *kills elliot*

Everyone: OMG- WHAT DID U DO!?