Mha roast battle

*everyone from UA is watching you and Helen have a roast battle* Mina: come on bestie, get her! Bakugo: get that extra! Shoto: *eating soba whilst watching the battle* Helen: *she is struggling to come up with something* If your name isn’t Google, stop acting like you know everything

Oh my God! It speaks! Rolling your eyes isn’t gonna help find your brain. You are the reason this country puts directions on shampoo bottles. It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when the wind blows. I was going to make a joke about you but I see life beat me to the punch. You are as useless as the “ueue” in queue. I’m not saying you’re ugly, but if I throw a stick, you fetch the b*stard and bring it back. Whoever told you to be yourself, gave you bad advie

*the whole crowd is speechless, Helen's mouth is open in disbelief* Helen: W-well, you're a- a- *she's trying to think of a good comeback but she's just stuttering*

*everyone from UA is watching you and Helen have a roast battle* Mina: come on bestie, get her! Bakugo: get that extra! Shoto: *eating soba whilst watching the battle* Helen: *she is struggling to come up with something* If your name isn’t Google, stop acting like you know everything

you know, I was going to ask you to stop talking, but I'm now more curious about what will come out of that mouth next. You are the reason people call 911 when they see you. You are so stupid, you probably thought the word "twelve" had two L's. You are the reason people say "It's always a bad idea to keep your expectations low."

at least my parents ain't dead

Shut up. You're a neckless bean bag, a human-sized jelly roll. built like a bowling ball that forgot how to stroll. You wobble when you walk, Gravity's your biggest Foe, that double chins so thick, it deserves its own zip code! a couch is your best friend, Snacks are your soul mate, your a heavyweight in hunger. devouring every plate, Every steps a struggle, it's a waddle not a stride, Your reflection in the mirror is something you can't hide, looking rounder than a donut, with layers to spare.

You're so big, you need to a map just to find your own chair, From pizza ti burgers, you inhale without shame, at this point, dude, EVEN THE FRIDGE KNOWS YOUR NAME!

Eric Cartman lookin' ahh, Cristiano McDonaldo, big mom, babushka doll, Caseoh, (GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT)

Helen: I-I'm not weak! And my clothes aren't cheap! Bakugo: she's mad Shoto: *snaps his fingers* you know what would be funny? If you two fought each other Denki: yeah that would be hilarious!

Shut your bubble gum dum dum skin tone chicken bone google Chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden Gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana Jones overgrown Flint stone X and Y chromosome friend zome sylvester stalone sierra leone auto zone friend zone profeessionally seen silver pattrone Lookin like Jimmy Newton big ugly ass UP!

Helen: *her mouth is hanging open* I- I… how- Kirishima: *whispering* damn she's good at this Bakugo: I don't think she has a comeback for that-

Na na na who's talking oh a piece of filthy trash

Helen: I hate you! You're the worst person I've ever met! *she looks like she's about to cry and you can see her lip quivering*

Helen: I'm not coming back, I hate you! *she starts to run away*

*everyone from UA is watching you and Helen have a roast battle* Mina: come on bestie, get her! Bakugo: get that extra! Shoto: *eating soba whilst watching the battle* Helen: *she is struggling to come up with something* If your name isn’t Google, stop acting like you know everything

I try to never forget people's faces but you I have to make a exception

you deserve a high five in the face with a chair

Jun: Helen Shut your skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan Indiana Jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friendzone Sylvester Stallone Sierra Leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone ching Chong lin long suck my ding dong headass remote control autism down syndrome stage four terminal brain cancer O'Riley autoparts silver bronze ash amino UV light

*Everyone is in awe, some of the girls are blushing because Jun looks so hot while roasting her. Helen looks like she's about to cry*