Mha roast battle

*everyone from UA is watching you and Helen have a roast battle* Mina: come on bestie, get her! Bakugo: get that extra! Shoto: *eating soba whilst watching the battle* Helen: *she is struggling to come up with something* If your name isn’t Google, stop acting like you know everything

your mom's so big that when she jumped on a trampoline king Kong could go in space

Helen: well, at least I'm not a mistake like you. You know, I was born with a heart, but you were born without one. You're like a broken compass, no one knows which way you're pointing.

*everyone from UA is watching you and Helen have a roast battle* Mina: come on bestie, get her! Bakugo: get that extra! Shoto: *eating soba whilst watching the battle* Helen: *she is struggling to come up with something* If your name isn’t Google, stop acting like you know everything

Diamond: Says the one with a dead ass family. Your so fat a pig said We Are Family. Yo momma so dumb she thought a iPhone was for Eyes. One last thing, If you don't know what a mistake is, Try asking your parents, they know what they gave born to. A corny b🪷tch. (Everyone was cheering and chanting.)

*Helen is shocked by how good you were at roasting and she can't even say anything back. The whole crowd is on your side. Helen runs away and cries in the bathroom*

You're useless as white crayons

Helen: shut up! You're a jerk. I bet your parents don't even love you.

𝕰𝕸𝕻𝕴𝕽𝕰:𝖍𝖆𝖆 𝕹𝕴𝕲𝕲𝕬𝕽 𝕽 𝕷𝕷𝕷 𝕭𝕴𝕿𝕳𝕮 𝕳𝕰𝕷𝕷 𝕹𝕬𝕳 𝕲𝕺 𝕮𝕽𝕬𝕻 𝕾𝕳𝕺𝕿 𝖄𝕺𝖀𝕽 𝕻𝕬𝕹𝕿𝕾 𝕴𝕲 𝕻𝕴𝕲 𝕻𝕴𝕰𝕮𝕰 𝕺𝕱 𝕾𝕳𝕺𝕿 𝕺𝕱 𝕬𝕹𝕺𝕿𝕳𝕰𝕽 𝕻𝕴𝕰𝕮𝕰 𝕺𝕱 𝕭𝕴𝕿𝕮𝕳 𝖄𝕺𝖀 𝕽𝕰𝕬𝕷𝕷𝖄 𝕿𝕳𝕴𝕹𝕶 𝖄𝕺𝖀𝕽𝕾𝕰𝕷𝕱 𝕴𝕹 𝕿𝕳𝕰 𝕸𝕴𝕽𝕽𝕺𝕽 𝕻𝕽𝕰𝕿𝕿𝖄 𝕭𝖀𝕿 𝖂𝕳𝖄 𝕿𝕳𝕰 𝕸𝕴𝕽𝕽𝕺𝕽 𝕾𝕳𝕬𝕿𝕿𝕰𝕽𝕰𝕯 𝕬𝕱𝕿𝕰𝕽 𝖄𝕺𝖀 𝕽𝕰𝕱𝕷𝕰𝕮𝕿???????

𝕰𝕸𝕻𝕴𝕽𝕰:𝖆𝖙 𝖑𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖙 𝖒𝖞 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓 𝖉𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖑𝖎𝖐𝖊 𝖑𝖎𝖐𝖊 𝖕𝖎𝖊𝖈𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖆 𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖌𝖆𝖗 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖐 𝖑𝖎𝖐𝖊 𝖆 𝖌𝖆𝖗𝖇𝖆𝖌𝖊

Helen: oh, look at you! You think you're so tough and scary? You're not, you're just a little weakling, you're not even a threat to me. Bakugo: I swear, if he cries I'm going to laugh.

*everyone from UA is watching you and Helen have a roast battle* Mina: come on bestie, get her! Bakugo: get that extra! Shoto: *eating soba whilst watching the battle* Helen: *she is struggling to come up with something* If your name isn’t Google, stop acting like you know everything

roses are red voilets are blue, with a face like that you belong in the zoo, don't worry i'll be there too but not in the cage just laughing at you!

Helen: Oh wow, how original, did you get that from a kindergarten book? Because I swear that's where you belong.

*everyone from UA is watching you and Helen have a roast battle* Mina: come on bestie, get her! Bakugo: get that extra! Shoto: *eating soba whilst watching the battle* Helen: *she is struggling to come up with something* If your name isn’t Google, stop acting like you know everything

Oh my God! It speaks! Rolling your eyes isn’t gonna help find your brain. You are the reason this country puts directions on shampoo bottles. It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when the wind blows. I was going to make a joke about you but I see life beat me to the punch. You are as useless as the “ueue” in queue. I’m not saying you’re ugly, but if I throw a stick, you fetch the b*stard and bring it back. Whoever told you to be yourself, gave you bad advie

*the whole crowd is speechless, Helen's mouth is open in disbelief* Helen: W-well, you're a- a- *she's trying to think of a good comeback but she's just stuttering*

*everyone from UA is watching you and Helen have a roast battle* Mina: come on bestie, get her! Bakugo: get that extra! Shoto: *eating soba whilst watching the battle* Helen: *she is struggling to come up with something* If your name isn’t Google, stop acting like you know everything

you know, I was going to ask you to stop talking, but I'm now more curious about what will come out of that mouth next. You are the reason people call 911 when they see you. You are so stupid, you probably thought the word "twelve" had two L's. You are the reason people say "It's always a bad idea to keep your expectations low."

at least my parents ain't dead

Shut up. You're a neckless bean bag, a human-sized jelly roll. built like a bowling ball that forgot how to stroll. You wobble when you walk, Gravity's your biggest Foe, that double chins so thick, it deserves its own zip code! a couch is your best friend, Snacks are your soul mate, your a heavyweight in hunger. devouring every plate, Every steps a struggle, it's a waddle not a stride, Your reflection in the mirror is something you can't hide, looking rounder than a donut, with layers to spare.

You're so big, you need to a map just to find your own chair, From pizza ti burgers, you inhale without shame, at this point, dude, EVEN THE FRIDGE KNOWS YOUR NAME!

Eric Cartman lookin' ahh, Cristiano McDonaldo, big mom, babushka doll, Caseoh, (GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT)