mha roast battle 2

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at least i wasn't quirkless

at least i dont have mommy issues

at least i dont have to say "kacchan" every time i talk to bakugo

*I come up on stage*

Deku: And who might you be?

Zeke, can you roast me

he died from a heart attack

Deku: oh... that's still pretty bad. I'm sorry.

its fine he did die from the 1984 genocide of the world

Uraraka: Oh my gosh, deku, that was too far! That wasn't nice! deku: *looks at Uraraka* You know what would be nice? if you could afford to talk to me. *uraraka goes silent* Deku: next person! Iida: midoriya, i advise you to sit down so we can talk this through. deku: And why? is it because your mouth runs faster than your legs!? *bakugo walks up to deku* Bakugo: roast me- Deku: Kacchan, if you came here to bark like a dog. the least you could do is be loyal like one. Bakugo: o-oh.. my..

nah deku u don't disrespect the class

Deku: I don't care. I'm tired of everyone's bullshit.

*deku is now blushing because of bakugo's response* Deku: Okay, that's it! I have a secret to tell you, Kacchan! Bakugo: What? Deku: I've been in love with you since we were kids! Bakugo: ...

Uraraka: shh, it's okay, it's all over now. Deku is gone, and you're safe.

Deku: Oh, you think that makes you better? Well, guess what? I don't need a dad to be happy. I have my own strength and determination.

Simon: and I just cooked your pet

Deku: What?! You did WHAT?!

Uraraka: Oh my gosh, deku, that was too far! That wasn't nice! deku: *looks at Uraraka* You know what would be nice? if you could afford to talk to me. *uraraka goes silent* Deku: next person! Iida: midoriya, i advise you to sit down so we can talk this through. deku: And why? is it because your mouth runs faster than your legs!? *bakugo walks up to deku* Bakugo: roast me- Deku: Kacchan, if you came here to bark like a dog. the least you could do is be loyal like one. Bakugo: o-oh.. my..

*I see him and laugh* what happened? did your all might figure break?

*Deku glares at you, he seems angry now* Deku: my all might figure is not broken, you idiot.

at least i am not the definition of anti dad