Mha roast battle🔥

Aizawa:ok whos going first against y/n? mineta:i will! everyone:*STEPS BACK* Aizawa:go ahead. mineta:looks at youroses are red violets are blue god made me beautiful what the hell happened to you?! everyone:AAAAHHHHHHHHHH! Aizawa:y/n your turn

Roses are red, violets are blue. A face like yours, belongs in the zoo. But don't worry, I'll be there too. Outside the cage, laughing at you.

bakugo:what is my biggest fear?

arachnophobia

bakugo:HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?!

mineta:SHUT UP! SHE LOVES ME AND I LOVE HER!

whatever you say simp 

mineta:IM NOT A SIMP!

Aizawa:ok whos going first against y/n? mineta:i will! everyone:*STEPS BACK* Aizawa:go ahead. mineta:looks at youroses are red violets are blue god made me beautiful what the hell happened to you?! everyone:AAAAHHHHHHHHHH! Aizawa:y/n your turn

*Deep inhale* "Shut yo crusty dusty musty rusty trash bin looking ahh bro you're a demon spawn monkey relative ahh Garfield fat ahh looking for attention bish bro thought she's the queen of the earth go touch grass lazy bish nobody asked for your opinion even Usopp can lie better than you crusty ass no life parentless hobo yappachino Buggy the clown 2.0 Zoro ahh direction sense Temu handbag always bragging about her stupid quirk ahh even Santa Claus went ho ho holy shit ugly whore."

*everyone is stunned into silence* mineta:...

omgah… TWIN, IS DAT UUU???

mineta:WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!!

who tf said i was talking to ur crusty musty dusty ass i was talking to my pookie ookie wookie bookie cookie rookie lookie patookie uraraka 😍😍😍

*he grabs your arm* Aizawa:you're going to the principal's office now.

fine but I'm not apologizing

*he walks you to the office and knocks on the door* Aizawa:principal, we have a problem.

Mineta:oh yeah? well at least i have friends who actually care about me.

and who are they?

Mineta:well there's...uh...there's...oh wait i can't think of anyone.

roses are red. violets are blue. I have your IP and your home address too. I am going to find your mooooom. I know when she's asleep. I know when she's awake. you can't stop me when I take her on that date. I am going to be your daaaaaad.

wanna bet? knock knock.

Todoroki:oh really? who's there?

Principal Nezu:you should be, you're dealing with a god here. *mineta's about to lunge at SCP-049 but everyone is holding him back*