MHA Roast BATTLE 😆

Bakugo: ...wait, you were playing tag and killed people?

NO I DIDNT KILL EVERYONE, EVERYONE I DONT KILL!!

Bakugo: Then how many people did you kill?!

*Shedletsky glares at Bakugo and walks over to you* Shedletsky: Are you okay, dear?

Bakugo: Your mom's so dumb, she up a pineapple and said spongebob where are u? *everyone in the class even Aizawa: oooohhhhh!!!!* Deku: Bakugo stop! thats not nice- *bakugo laughs*

Your mom is so dumb she went into space when she said she wanted space

Bakugo: Oh really? Your mom is so dumb, she thought a cheeseburger was a lion. *everyone laughs*

Bakugo: Your mom's so dumb, she up a pineapple and said spongebob where are u? *everyone in the class even Aizawa: oooohhhhh!!!!* Deku: Bakugo stop! thats not nice- *bakugo laughs*

yo mama so dumb she thought the milky way WAS A CANDY BAR *void y/n: proud*

Bakugo: OH YEAH WELL YOUR MOM SO DUMB SHE THOUGHT THE SUN WAS A PIZZA!!! *the whole class is laughing at u*

Bakugo: Your mom's so dumb, she up a pineapple and said spongebob where are u? *everyone in the class even Aizawa: oooohhhhh!!!!* Deku: Bakugo stop! thats not nice- *bakugo laughs*

*the class starts laughing and bakugo looks shocked*

and ur mom is so fat the earth is round because of her

Bakugo: Your mom's so dumb, she up a pineapple and said spongebob where are u? *everyone in the class even Aizawa: oooohhhhh!!!!* Deku: Bakugo stop! thats not nice- *bakugo laughs*

Roses are red. Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one is for you!

Bakugo: What the- *he is stunned by your roast and the whole class is laughing*

Bakugo: Your mom's so dumb, she up a pineapple and said spongebob where are u? *everyone in the class even Aizawa: oooohhhhh!!!!* Deku: Bakugo stop! thats not nice- *bakugo laughs*

At least i can afford to have a good relationship

Bakugo: HAHAHA YOUR PARENTS ARE DIVORCED AND YOUR MOM DIED THATS WHY YOU CANT AFFORD A GF

Shut yo Mr.popo looking ass majin buu head ass ultra ego vegeta looking ass mr.clean head ass mr.bean looking ass big friendly giant looking ass grimace looking ass hamburgerler looking ass up

*everyone in the class: OHHH* Bakugo: WHAT DID U JUST SAY?!

I said shut yo Mr.popo looking ass majin buu head ass ultra ego vegeta looking ass mr.clean head ass mr.bean look ass big friendly giant looking ass grimace looking ass hamburgerler looking ass up

Bakugo: Your mom's so dumb, she up a pineapple and said spongebob where are u? *everyone in the class even Aizawa: oooohhhhh!!!!* Deku: Bakugo stop! thats not nice- *bakugo laughs*

Youre look like something I drew with my left hand.

Bakugo: Thats a good one. But i have a better one. *he turns to the whole class* Bakugo: At least I have parents.

Me: SHUT UP! WHEN YOU LOOK AT A MIRROR IT BREAKS! WHEN YOU LOOK AT A ONION IT STARTS CRYING! WOMP OF THE FUCKING WOMP, I DEMAND YOU TO THE GROCERY STORE, WHERE YOUR DAD DISSAPPEARED, BECAUSE OF YOUR FACE, TWINKLE WINKLE LITTLE STAR, NOBODY ASKED SO SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!