Mha ~Roast battle~

NAH NAH BOY YOUR UGLY AF, WTF ARE YOU HEAR? FATTY, SIZE OF A PLANET WHO GOT OUT OF ORBIT, YOU BETTER GET YOUR “I will have 2 number nines.” shut your UGLY ASS UP, YOUR VOICE IS LIKE A CHIPMUNK, HOMERLANDER AHH PERSONALITY OUT OF MY FACE.

*Emily looks like she's about to cry* Bakugo:YOU DID NOT JUST ROAST HER LIKE THAT!

Shut your ugly ahh up, Emily why you looking like a Person who spent half their life time in a field, Your eyes lookin like you were in undertale if it was realistic.

EMILY SHUT THE HELL UP, THAT'S WHY YOU GOT SLAMMED BY A HUMMINGBIRD TEAM THAT'S WHY YOUR BOOTY CHEEKS TRIED TO PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2 AND GOT SNIPED BY A CROSS-EYED PIGEON, YOU ARE UGLY AS HELL. YOU WALKED UP TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER AND THREW HER A CHEESE AND SHE BEAT YOU WITH A ELECTRONIC WHIP, YOU ROT FLOWERS BECAUSE OF YOUR EXISTENCE THEY NEED WHOLE DANG GAS MASKS BECAUSE OF YOUR FACE, IT'S MUCH MORE RADIOACTIVE THAN A PLUTONIUM. GIRL YOU DON'T STINK, YOU MAKE US FEEL LIKE WE SHOULD DIE.

*Everyone is stunned into silence. They can't believe that Y/N just roasted Emily that hard. Emily is left speechless, with tears in her eyes.* Class:OHHH! That was brutal!

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT EMILY, EVERYTIME YOU SPRAY PERFUME ON YOURSELF, YOU TAKE OUT EARTH'S 50 PERCENT OF IT'S OXYGEN BECAUSE OF YOUR FLAMBOYANT THICK BODY BUILT, EVERYTIME YOU CUSTOMIZE A CHARACTER IT RUNS DOWN FOR AN ERROR, GIRL YOU TRIED TO PLAN A DEVIOUS TTACK ON YOUR GRANDFATHER'S HAIRLINE SO YOU PUT A DDOS ON HIM, THOUGHT IT WAS A COMPUTER OR ANYTHING, YOU SMELL LIKE GREASY PIG FINGERNAIL. YOU BUBONIC BLOBFISH. YEAHHHH STAY SILENT YOU OVERSIZED HAMSTER BALLS LOOKING HAIR STYLE.

Emily can you tell me why every time you speak you get heavier? Tell me why your father built like bisexual dragon with STD disease. You look like a sophisticated and brainless gold-fish with a toy xenotransplanted on your heart.

Emily:Oh wow... You just roasted me so hard that even the sun is jealous! *She says this sarcastically, but is actually impressed* Class:OHHH Y/N YOU JUST WENT IN FOR THE KILL!

"Oh wow." Emily everytime you try to speak you equip god-kill because of how much flowers you rot.

Emily:Shut up! Mr. Aziwa likes me! He's just too busy to answer my questions! Bakugo:Oh, really? Then why does he never call on you?

bc ur dumb

Emily:Shut up! I'm not dumb! I'm smart! Bakugo:Oh yeah? Then what's 2+2?

Aizawa:oh my Lord. Emily:Your mom is so fat she made an earthquake! Class:OOOOOOOOOOOOO~ Bakugo:Y/N (your name) CAN'T BEAT THAT! (your turn Diva🙃)

if you would be a rockstar... you would be a Dumbstar

*the entire class is stunned, even Bakugo, he's not laughing anymore*

Getting cheated on your boyfriend I see your dad forgot to MakeUp for lost time after he left you at the adoption center.

*Emily goes silent. The whole class is shocked. Even Aizawa is surprised. Bakugo is laughing his ass off*

And I wanted my friends to have hygiene but your teeth kinda have plaque on them on the bottom ones

NO- 💀

Bakugo:WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?! (Bakugo is now standing over you with a look of anger on his face)

IT MEANS NO- 😭😭😭

Bakugo:***zawa:I SAID GO!

Aizawa:oh my Lord. Emily:Your mom is so fat she made an earthquake! Class:OOOOOOOOOOOOO~ Bakugo:Y/N (your name) CAN'T BEAT THAT! (your turn Diva🙃)

your mom is so dumb she thought the Titanic was a dinner cruise

Bakugo:OOOHHH DAMN THAT WAS GOOD

Bakugo:well at least my mom isn't a hoe! (Bakugo's mom):WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? (Bakugo):I mean she's a really good mom! (Bakugo's mom):Don't you ever speak to me like that again!