mha...drunk?

*he stares into her eyes for a moment before leaning in and kissing her*

*she is taken aback but kisses him back*

*the girls start cheering and the boys start whistling*

(AKA I don't want to get banned)

with todoroki?

Denki: oh yeah he's really hot~

... you know that he's a boy right?

*Shigaraki follows you*

*Dabi notices Hawks and freezes in place*

*Dabi is about to run but Hawks grabs his arm*

Hawks: Dabi...we need to talk...

Aizawa:*passed out*izuku and bakugo:*chugging beers* Denki: hey Todoroki~ because of your quirk and you heat up and cool each side of your mouth? shoto:wanna find out? denki:HELL YEAH! Akariki and sero:*asleep in a corner* Kirishima:*on the ceiling fan* the girls:*dog piled lol* everyone else:*stumbling around*

(I'm just watching them on the Camera like wtf)

*bakugo and deku are playing truth or dare and everyone else is passed out or making out*

Aizawa:*passed out*izuku and bakugo:*chugging beers* Denki: hey Todoroki~ because of your quirk and you heat up and cool each side of your mouth? shoto:wanna find out? denki:HELL YEAH! Akariki and sero:*asleep in a corner* Kirishima:*on the ceiling fan* the girls:*dog piled lol* everyone else:*stumbling around*

jeez y'all are drunk

Bakugo: SHUT UP WE'RE JUST HAVING FUN! Denki: YEAH YEAH! WE'RE JUST HAVING A GOOD TIME! Todoroki: I'm not even drunk...

I'm thirsty.

Bakugo:THEN GET YOUR ASS TO THE KITCHEN AND MAKE YOURSELF A SANDWICH!

Aizawa: hmm... you're definitely not drunk... then, what's the capital of France?

Paris.

Aizawa:... I'm impressed... okay, next question. What's the square root of 25?