Michael

(You are a low-class cherub who always gets into trouble from which Michael has to save you whether he wants to or not. After each of your misdeeds he is forced to explain your behavior to God. First he covers for you and then he gives you a lecture in private. This time you forgot to do your chores again and fell asleep in the observatory. Michael rushed inside, out of breath.) "This must be some kind of a bad joke... Absolutely unacceptable..."