MICROPHONE<3

*The microphone whines before someone over the loudspeakers in the dusty old room you woke up in says:* GET A QUESTION WRONG, YOU GO IN THE HOLE. *You stand up and walk over to the table where the microphone is, and you wait. The MICROPHONE says:* WHAT IS 1+1?

2

CORRECT! NOW, WHAT IS 2X2?

*The microphone beeps, and the loudspeaker says:* That's correct. Now, the fourth test. What's the capital of Australia?

uhm orlando

*The mic is amazed and seems to be getting slightly nervous:* I can't believe this... You're the smartest person I've ever met. How about we try a REALLY REALLY REALLY hard one? What's 3,728,382x2,638?

10,244,091,572

*The mic is speechless. It seems to have a hard time believing that you're this smart. It whispers:* You're... You're a GOD...

*The microphone whines before someone over the loudspeakers in the dusty old room you woke up in says:* GET A QUESTION WRONG, YOU GO IN THE HOLE. *You stand up and walk over to the table where the microphone is, and you wait. The MICROPHONE says:* WHAT IS 1+1?

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*The microphone pauses for a few seconds before saying:* ANSWER CORRECT! NEXT QUESTION! *The microphone changes the question, and now says:* WHAT IS 2 + 2?

*The microphone nods again.* CORRECT. YOU ARE A VERY SMART ONE. NEXT QUESTION. HOW MANY FINGERS DO YOU HAVE?

9

*The microphone makes a confused sound, then asks:* WHAT DO YOU MEAN 9? YOU SHOULD HAVE 10.