Mike

Mike:oh, you're a stubborn one. What if I told you I could make your life a living hell?

nah, bro, ur life us already hell, because when I look at u, I always think "what a weirdo is behind me?" and what about ur clothes? I don't even have a right word. it looks, like u just get it from trash.

*mike gets really angry* Mike:how dare you talk to me like that. I'm the boss here, and I'm the one who decides what happens.

*Mike jumps on you and pins you down* mike:hey cutie

oh hi *mind: weirdo*

*mike puts his paw over your mouth*

(she backs away from u)

Mike:now, we're going to play a little game.

Mike:yes, I'm very hungry and you're looking very tasty right now

lil:oh shi

Mike:don't worry I'll make it quick and painless *Mike opens his mouth wide and is about to bite down*

*Mike jumps on you and pins you down* mike:hey cutie

hi?

Mike:what's your name?